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Who Needs Canon, We Have Cannons

mugglebornheadcanon:

241. Often times, the muggleborns in Slytherin will pull massive pranks on any purebloods who have bullied them. Of course, they’re muggle pranks, so the purebloods can’t get rid of them with magic.


thebusylilbee:

sherlock changing his wikipedia page to add ‘married to john watson’

sherlock updating his website for the first time in years to announce his ‘sex holidays with john watson’

sherlock hacking john’s blog to post a picture of them and write as caption ‘sherlock holmes and his husband john watson’



  • Lancelot (3x13):  You know, Merlin, you're the one Arthur should knight. You're the bravest of us all, and he doesn't even know.
  • Arthur (5x12):  I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.


cersei-the-truth-bombardier:

allabitofablur:

arsenic-in-my-catnip:

kennedyclintonkat:

#IF U THINK JOHN WINCHESTER DIDN’T ABUSE HIS SONS LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING 

He didn’t abuse his sons.
He abused Dean.
Sammy was always on a pedestal, always the one to be looked after.
Dean was just a soldier.

or maybe he didn’t abuse Sammy because Dean always protected him. He said he was to blame for everything so that he’d be the one in trouble. He said it so much that he started to believe it

I’ve always thought it wsa true but OH MY GOD THAT LAST GIF


thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom


dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job


soft-communism:

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм


kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen