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I AM LOVING MY FIRST JCL NATIONALS!!!!!! (And it’s only day 1)


This, my friends, is an ancient Greek penis cup.


This, my friends, is an ancient Greek penis cup.


the end of the ‘sirius black learns about muggle appliances’ is sirius black, being on a plane for the first time with remus

and they board and sirius is like ‘remus. this is like being toothpaste. this feels like a toothpaste tube. we’re minty. we’re going to die.’ remus is like we have not even taken off yet calm down

the engines turn on and sirius just SHRIEKS and grabs remus’ hand so hard it nearly breaks remus’ fingers

halfway through the flight sirius is like ‘I need a cigarette this is terrible’

the flight attendant races over like ‘SIR there’s NO smoking on this flight’ and sirius just whips around like ‘you’re damn RIGHT THERE IS YES THERE IS M8’ and remus is like please excuse him i am so sorry

remus brings calms forté for when sirius gets really nervous (which is, for people who dont know, essentially pills to knock you the FUCK out during transatlantic flights) and sirius just gets HIGH AS BALLS and turns into padfoot and remus is like THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND CANNOT GET WORSE because sirius is just whimpering the entire flight as a dog and the flight attendant comes back over completely baffled for like 8 different reasons but the rest of remus’ interaction with her is basically like

“sir is that dog trying to smoke a cigarette”



My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond



 I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: 
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 
The character I love that everyone else hates: 
The character I used to love but don’t any longer:
The character I would totally smooch: 
The character I’d want to be like: 
The character I’d slap: 
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I despise: 

I just rewatched Thor and... 

  • Loki:  I'm a Frost Giant. People will think I'm a monster.
  • Loki:  How can I keep people from thinking I'm a monster?
  • Loki:  Genocide. Genocide will keep people from thinking I'm a monster.

lucymiddletonrogers said:  i imagine you to be a sixty four foot tall dragon who is nine and three quarters years old and has an extremely deep voice except when excited, when it rises to an almost helium induced kind of pitch. you don't sleep b/c you're a dragon. your favorite color is any of the colors on the light spectrum humans cannot see. your favorite time is 11:38 am (mountain time). also, you really like cheese puffs.

this is all 100% true!


When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


How to dress for a job interview


How to dress for a job interview



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Voice pitch?:

Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :

Favorite Color?:

Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:

Anything Else?: